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CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.
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Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.
by DEuro November 02, 2007
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Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.
by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010
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As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')
Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.
by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009
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As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".
"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"
by SysStream October 11, 2006
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ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!
by Tommmyyyy December 15, 2007
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In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.
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