Artem

A russian guy who is bad at League of Legends and thinks he is black

Artem stop feeding

Artem by Harvard Professor November 16, 2019

Artem

Angry Russian man...often will rage for no apparent reason. May have several piercings and tattoo representing time or aging. Enjoys FPS and Vodka.

Dayyyyuuuummmmm Artem!

Artem by Not Marin November 22, 2010

Artem

1. (noun) an artem a person who does not care about other people's feelings whatsoever and is solely engrossed in themselves.
2. (verb) artem when someone says something or does something that they know would hurt your feelings but do it anyway for a personal gain.
3. (adverb) artemely in a mean, suspicious tone, hidden poorly by a slight joking smile.

1. "Why do you have to be such an artem at times? You think you can just get your way all the time and people will just put up with it!"
2. "He artemed her and she cried for night but of course he didn't care."
3. "She looked at him artemely and he felt uncomfortable. It was too late because she had already stolen his wallet."

Artem by atomic.bomb. February 4, 2009

Artem

a mythical fairy located in the Ethiopian desert who met his fate when his dick got trampled on by a traveling camel.

Girl: OMG! Your dick is so small! What, did you artem it or something!

Artem by Hotan Domagio May 13, 2010

Artem

A small russian dude that thinks he's cool but really is just plain cringy.

Artem was twerking in the middle of class.

Artem by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019

Artem

Artem is a common creature that you will find in the jungle of DISV. In common terms, one would simply call him a douche or a dickhead. He is easy to spot because he has a distinct bush growing on his head in which various animals have decided to live in. His clothes are simple for they are the same everyday. He is frustrated because he has trouble reproducing due to small genitals.

Person A: Hey my name is Artem!
Person B: 'Pulls out shotgun.'

Artem by magan fox December 17, 2012

Artem

a ugly boy who you might not like but will he there, others say he has a PHD (pretty huge dick) but inside he knows it is not

I don’t like artems

Artem by Andrew kotzen May 20, 2019