An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
by Aaron June 19, 2006
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Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, nihilism, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, nihilism, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
by tradical July 24, 2023
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Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
"The main difference between a traditional and a conservative is that the former believes in transcendent values, while the latter preserves the values of the bourgeois revolution and its consequences. Therefore, one should not confuse Traditional Aristocracy with Conservative Oligarchy."
by tradical February 19, 2022
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Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence.
by tradical July 7, 2023
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Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
Among its main concepts are the fierce opposition to the centralized Modern State, the French Revolution and the consequent Liberal Bourgeois State, and its evils: Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, anti-right-left dichotomy, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, rationalism, anti-system, anti-republican, feminism, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism and abortion. He is skeptical of science, technology, organized religions and economics.
"Traditional Aristocracy differs mainly from the liberal bourgeois and modern oligarchy, as it is based on transcendence rather than immanence."
by tradical June 17, 2023
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Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
by tradical July 17, 2023
Get the Traditional Aristocracy mug.It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbolism, asceticism, anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic, integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.
Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, nihilism, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightenment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, nihilism, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.
by tradical July 19, 2023
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