Alan

A kind hearted person that I personally love right now at least but anyway he is cute and a kind and happy and out going and if you have your self a Alanor if you are AlanI just want you or them to know that they or you are special and amazing in every way

“Alan is such a sweet loving guy and more

by Kylie June 26, 2018

Alan

my dad, the most sarcastic person ever but hilarious and extremely annoying when he wants to be. also has a pretty good taste in music

he's so sarcastic and somewhat annoying yet im not annoyed with him

dude. he must be Alan

by ayethatone October 5, 2011

Alan

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

Alan

alan is a huge DICK. He hit puberty at the age of three, his voice cracked at the age of five, now he sounds like he's humping a whale. His spots are a big as the sun and just as blinding. He is the most modest person, he's a narcissist. probably flex on you more than Ricegum

Girl: I'm thinking of asking Alan out
Other guy: You'll be sold to slavery he will rape you until your anus ruptures

by Mega_Hater April 30, 2019

alan

A piece of shit that has a head of an umbrella......has an non existent dick

Your such an Alan

by ErabBabo April 18, 2018

Alan

A homoseuxal person who sucks dick and loves men

“Oh he is such an alan”

Wow did you see that guy? Such an alan.

by Nugba April 11, 2020

Alan

A guy who is able to screech at a high pitches frequency to summon a portal to destroy camp half blood and everything in it

Shady: *dab*

Alan: *screeches at high pitch frequency to summon a portal*

by Hdhsbsbwnwmkekens January 2, 2020