The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.
Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
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"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011
Get the The Five Pillars of Adolescence mug.Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!
Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!
Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013
Get the extended adolescence mug.the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.
as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
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Dude!!!! Did u see that super sick ass band dose of adolescence play yesterday? I bought up all there CDs and merchandise cuz there sick! I am definitely obsessed with this band! I get a hard on when I see Timmy and jimmy singing live, just wish they would perform naked once in a while!
by Dose feen March 5, 2012
Get the Dose of adolescence mug.Mid-adolescence crisis (noun) : A sudden urge around the age of 15 to relive your childhood. Mild cases consist of desiring to watch all classic movies from your childhood, while moderate cases include TV shows and rereading classic books. Severe cases include large purchases of classic stuffed animals, t-shirts, and various other memorabilia. Other symptoms include constantly moaning "The stuff you watch is crap!"
to younger generations, scolding children when they don't recognize a certain TV show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/TV shows.
to younger generations, scolding children when they don't recognize a certain TV show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/TV shows.
Josh: I just really want to watch all the classic Disney movies!
Alexandria: I bought a whole bunch of Winnie the Pooh merch!
Tanya: I watched all the classic 90s Nickelodeon cartoons last night!
Darren: You are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.
Alexandria: I bought a whole bunch of Winnie the Pooh merch!
Tanya: I watched all the classic 90s Nickelodeon cartoons last night!
Darren: You are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.
by ramonaflowers7 September 27, 2011
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www.postadolescence.com
Artist Bio
Post Adolescence was formed in 2006 by lead-singer/guitarist Johnny Straube, bassist Gar Hooker, and drummer Brian McCrossen. Drawing mainly on British influences, Post Adolescence integrates the the crunch of Manic Street Preachers and Placebo, the glamour of T. Rex and David Bowie, and the raw sound of The Clash and Buzzcocks.
The band has just released their debut album "My Nothing," and have played shows at both of Seattle’s Showbox stages to help promote it. Recorded at Seattle’s London Bridge Studios and mastered by Barry Corliss of Master Works, "My Nothing" features introspective lyrics of heartbreak and loss, balanced with up-beat pop anthems.
Recently added to the line-up are Mark Clem and Adrian Garver, who trade off on guitars and keyboards. They have provided a springboard for the band to bring a fresh but familiar sound to new songs in the works.
www.postadolescence.com
Artist Bio
Post Adolescence was formed in 2006 by lead-singer/guitarist Johnny Straube, bassist Gar Hooker, and drummer Brian McCrossen. Drawing mainly on British influences, Post Adolescence integrates the the crunch of Manic Street Preachers and Placebo, the glamour of T. Rex and David Bowie, and the raw sound of The Clash and Buzzcocks.
The band has just released their debut album "My Nothing," and have played shows at both of Seattle’s Showbox stages to help promote it. Recorded at Seattle’s London Bridge Studios and mastered by Barry Corliss of Master Works, "My Nothing" features introspective lyrics of heartbreak and loss, balanced with up-beat pop anthems.
Recently added to the line-up are Mark Clem and Adrian Garver, who trade off on guitars and keyboards. They have provided a springboard for the band to bring a fresh but familiar sound to new songs in the works.
Post Adolescence members are Johnny Straube - Guitar, Vocals / Gar Hooker - Bass, Vocals / Brian McCrossen - Drums / Mark Clem - Guitar, Keys, Vocals / Adrian Garver - Guitar, Keys
Management: Lisa McLernon (UK/Europe) - lisa.mclernon@live.co.uk
Management: Lisa McLernon (UK/Europe) - lisa.mclernon@live.co.uk
by Post Adolescence Band January 26, 2011
Get the Post Adolescence mug.A band consisting of the most ahmazing people in the world that writes amazing songs. If you don't listen to them you have no soul or incredibly bad taste in music. I love them more than anything. Jussayin'.<3
Christofer Drew; "Oh I just want to be in a an amazing band, one that sounds like Tasting Adolescence.
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