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2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr

Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.
by gawn June 2, 2009
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Ab-down

To admire one's abs either by:

Lifting of the top - stroking the abs to check that you are still lean; or

Lifting of the top or having no top on at all and admiring oneself in a mirror or indeed any reflection you can see.

NB. Lighting is key to these disciplines and can improve the illusion of being 'stacked' and 'ripped' ten fold.
Man or Woman is feeling a bit insecure and 'fatty lumpkins' so they seek the nearest reflection with good lighting and stroke their abs to reasure themselves of their leanness - i.e having an ab-down.

This behaviour is often seen by man who's just been blown out by a girl in a bar.

Girl in a bar "It's not you it's me, but i still want to be your friend"

Bloke rushes off to nearest mirror (mirror in the mens toilets) looks at his abs - strokes his abs, to reasure himself and prove his manlyness.
by Fabien Reinhoff October 17, 2008
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J.A.B.O.G.B.D

Stands for Just A Bunch Of Guys Being Dudes and is a way to label a top group of lads.
You heard of J.A.B.O.G.B.D they're the top lads of Bristol .
by Jon Jon Jaynes April 17, 2020
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screaming ab-dabs

Diarrhea that might cause you to run, bow-legged, to a lavatory to pass a very hot-runny movement.
"Make sure that chickens been cooked properly, I'm not spending all night running to the toilet with the screaming ab-dabs"
by mmmicecream May 9, 2009
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Ab Dandruff

When cum dries on your lower abdomen and flakes off like dandruff
"I got my meat beaten in my basement last night and I'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff."
by SemenLizard September 30, 2014
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Ab-down

To admire one's abs either by:

Lifting of the top - stroking the abs to check that you are still lean; or

Lifting of the top or having no top on at all and admiring oneself in a mirror or indeed any reflection you can see.

NB. Lighting is key to these disciplines and can improve the illusion of being 'stacked' and 'ripped' ten fold.
Man or Woman is feeling a bit insecure and 'fatty lumpkins' so they seek the nearest reflection with good lighting and stroke their abs to reasure themselves of their leanness - i.e having an ab-down.

This behaviour is often seen by man who's just been blown out by a girl in a bar.

Girl in a bar "It's not you it's me, but i still want to be your friend"

Bloke rushes off to nearest mirror (mirror in the mens toilets) he then lifs his top and looks at his abs to prove his manlyness
by Fabien S Reinhoff October 8, 2008
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screaming ab-dabs

illness or ailment where you know something's wrong with you but no one seems to know what the hell it is.
when the doctor looks puzzled and say he's sending you for some tests, the results will be inconclusive, it's probably screaming ab-dabs!
by Maria Bettison November 11, 2005
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