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“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”
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As straight as a roman road 

A person who is not A Gay
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

When in Rome, do as the Romans do 

When going to a new place, living in a new community or environment, one should respect and follow the customs, habits, regulations, or way of life of that place.
Example:
BF:Hey girlfriend,when in Rome, do as the Romans do