F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

P.A.F.A.B

Acronym: Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. When calling someone an asshole just doesn't suffice.

TSA:"Morning, Ticket sales, My name is Mike Cohen"

Caller: "Yeah I need aisle seats for this Gen. Admission concert"

TS: If it's GA then it's first come, first serve"

Caller: "So that means you can't get me ailse seats....?
(CLICK)

TS: That caller was a complete P.A.F.A.B."

by The_Great_Black_Pope January 20, 2009

F.P.A.

Fine Piece of Ass

Damn that girl is one F.P.A.

by BrucieBoy September 27, 2003

F.A.P.O.A

Letters used to abbreviate the statement “Fine ass piece of ass” associated with spotting a foxy lady.

Yo Bro.....check our that F.A.P.O.A

I'd like to tap that F.A.P.O.A

by pie master August 12, 2006

F.A.P.

F.A.P. stands for "For Academic Purposes". You usually use F.A.P. when commenting on porn websites stating that you are watching porn for the greater good rather than using it to satisfy your own needs.

"Dude, are you watching porn?"

"yeah, but don't get any misconceptions, it's F.A.P."

"Oh, okay"

by <**> April 19, 2018

F.P.A.N.O.

Fixed Price and No Offers
Used in trading/buying/selling (especially Team Fortress 2 items) to represent that buyer/seller is going to sell/buy the item for the said price and will not change the price.

Selling 1 Strange Shotgun for 1 Refined! F.P.A.N.O.

by xbenas January 22, 2013

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022