F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

S.A.B.B.S.

Short Arms Big Belly Syndrome

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.

by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018

w.a.b.b.i.t.s.

Adj.
White Anglo Bitches Believing In That Shit!

White women who live there lives directly opposite to which they were raised. White women who are attracted to minority men, i.e., African American, Latino, Asian, Arab, etc. These women usually dedicate there lives to men of other races with reckless abandonment. Sometimes even losing there own families because of there choices in men.

Silly w.a.b.b.i.t.s. She comes from a good family of college graduates, but she's pregnant living in the slum with a:

pimp, drug dealer, illegal immigrant, thief, terrorist, loser, bumb, etc.,etc.,etc....

by MrDM1 January 8, 2011

B.B.A.B.

Bonified badass bitch

Sarah is a B.B.A.B., cuz she steals blow-up palm trees from her High School Homecoming, werd!

by B-wash June 26, 2007

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

T.A.B.B.Y

"That's a big bitch yo"! A fat beastly women. A man eater. A women that is so fat that you have to say exactly what she is out loud. A woman who eats more in one week than the whole country of Somalia does in a year.

Friend: "Check out that bitch eating cake she's huge"!
You: "That's a big bitch yo"
Friend: "I agree T.A.B.B.Y".

by Dirty MacNasty April 15, 2010