34

The shorthand for Rule 34

A: Have you seen a 34 of (insert topic) yet?
B: I have not.
A. Oh boy...you're in for a treat ;)

by MrWhatsHisFace April 14, 2020

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.

1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.

by nsrtnmhr September 8, 2011

Rule 34

A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."

by suburbandictionary August 29, 2013

Rule 34

/ryool-thər'-tee-fohr/ n., pl. Rules 34 - The 34th rule of the Internet, which states that any object, character, or media franchise imaginable has porn associated with it. The only exception to this rule is outlined in Rule 35.

v., p.t. Rule 34'd - To make an object, character, or media franchise comply with Rule 34.

Rule 34 even applies to Magnemite.

In 10 years, the younger fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will discover that their favorite characters have been Rule 34'd.

by PikalaxALT August 19, 2011

34+35

the second song by ariana grande in her new album, positions. Or another term for the sex position 69. 34+35=69

Fuck me till the daylight.

34+35Means I wanna 69 with you

by kiwisss October 31, 2020

rule 34

there is porn of everything somewhere.

Bob: is there bird porn?
Steve: Apply rule 34
Bob: O GAWD

by ducky1998 October 18, 2012

Rule 34

If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.

(35=If no porn found, it will be made)

Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018