spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019

Spank out a batch

The act of pleasuring oneself to climax in order to release seminal fluid.

"I'm gonna sit here and spank out a batch/when Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half"

- Bruce Springsteen, Tenth Avenue Freeze Out

by batchspanker411 August 11, 2013

spank dem guts wid a cocola

Kinky sex taking advantage of refreshing beverage bottles.

When I get to my girlfriends house later, I'm gonna spank dem guts wid a cocola

by B Webb March 6, 2008

Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.

Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.

by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026

Pulled a Shanka

To finish an American bachelor’s program in 2 years instead of 4

David is such an overachiever, he pulled a Shanka! He graduated at 19 years old from college.

by CollegeUSA May 16, 2019

Son of a Spanky

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.

Son of a spanky! Ethan, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! NOW!!

by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017