"A bird has many eyes" is a saying which is mostly found in UK culture. A bird can see from the sky and the ground. It refers to situation, which can be interpreted in many ways. The perspective is crucial. The angle one might look at a problem, etc.
Timmy:I believe McCarthy is too old to be top dog
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion
James: A bird has many eyes
Timmy: What?
James: It depends how you look at it
Timmy:I guess you are right, its just my opinion
by JayJaylikeylikey November 19, 2020
Get the A bird has many eyes mug.This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
by Joseph and friends. August 1, 2008
Get the a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush mug.what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Turttlemugger December 16, 2008
Get the a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush mug.A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.
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Get the A Bird In A Cage mug.Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
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