A smith

A verbal assault given by a woman to a man for either being creepy or acting like a simp usually but can also be for no valid reason.

I went up to that girl to ask for her number and she gave me a smith, dude I got a fucking smith listening too you

by Julius chaos April 17, 2022

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

To pull a Will Smith

To slap someone in public and defend the honor of your wife's boyfriend.

He's definitely showcasing how to pull a Will Smith. I would never protect another man's girlfriend like that.

by Zetta4a April 5, 2022

A rich smith

A dump of such huge proportion that it must first be broken up with a stick and requires two or three flushes to empty the bowl.

Oh my god dude, my ass hurts so much - I just dropped a rich smith. My life is now complete. I needed an axe to chop it up.

by bob of the newt February 27, 2013

Pull a Dick Smith

To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.

Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.

by Gomzz July 20, 2010

Pulling a Mark Smith

A friend who cheers for any team that is currently playing against yours.

Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.

The Vancouver Canucks just beat Chicago and are onto round 2 to face Nashville. James is going to be pretty upset, I wonder if he'll be Pulling a Mark Smith and cheer for the Predators now?

by Eberle May 18, 2011

Do a Will Smith

1) when you get really pissed at someone so you just slap them across the face
2) when someone makes a joke about your wife so you slap them in the face

1- "oh that guy is so annoying, i might do a will smith"
2- "keep my wife's name outta your fucking mouth or i'll do a will smith"

by ur mum is hot af <3 April 8, 2022