mirage

A girl that looks fine from far away, but when you actually get close to her, you can see that she is busted.

Ex.
Me: Damn, Gabe, why where you hitting on that ugly chick? What happened to the NUB rule?
Gabe: She looked okay at first...
Me: That's a mirage...

by #12 October 26, 2005

mirage

Another word for a marriage that only looks like a marriage. More often associated with an otherwise normal marriage that is plagued by the lack of sex for many reasons. A sexless marriage. It is so unbearable at times, that it seems quite unreal, even to yourself.

"They haven't had sex in over three years!"

"But they seem like such a perfect, happy couple. They're not even in their forties!"
"They do get along really well. They are best friends. It's a mirage."

by Ophelia Rose February 21, 2010

Mirage

girl/guy thats looks good from far away, but is ugly up close

John: did you see that girl?
Tony: no was she cute?
John: i thought she was, but then i realized she was a mirage

by *Franchize* April 30, 2008

miragically

I was trying to say miraculously and magically at the same time and it came out MIRAGICALLY which would be a combination of the two

My friend who is never on time Miragically showed up promtly for the the basketball game.

by bigtoe fro man February 25, 2010

the mirage

While having sex from behind pull out and spit on your partner so they believe you have shot your load, once they have turned around skeet on their face.

Joan was about to say "I love you" until I finished of the mirage.. booyakasha

by davomcbavo August 8, 2005

Mirage

When a person believes that someone else is thirsty for them, but in reality they are not.

Girl 1: Did you see him looking at my booty? He is so thirsty!
Girl 2: Girl, ain't nobody looking at you with your mirages!

by ChocoLoco December 12, 2014

mirage

When you make out with a girl. She takes you back home or vise versa and she says that she is not going to have sex with you. WHY DID WE GO BACK HOME, we could of just made out at the bar. Why do we need a bed to make out? You think your going back to get sex when it is just more of the same. It is like when you take a journey through the desert as you see water, and it only turns out to be a mirage.

Bro1: Hey you went back with that girl last night, you slam that piece?

Bro2: Na man, she fuckin miraged me, and we just made out.

by Tito890 August 24, 2011