Pulling a Jordan

The act of not following through i.e. Making plans with no intention of the completion to the said activity.

If someone where to say they were going to move to Humphreys, California with a friend, however, does not have any plans to follow through. That person is "Pulling a Jordan".

by G-Boss August 20, 2011

Pulling a Jordana

When your friends do something really embarassing in public so you pretend you don’t know who they are.

She was pulling a Jordana at the mall when her friends started to scream at random strangers by walking away from them.

by Some random girl 100 March 15, 2018

a Jordan

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

by Davechan January 22, 2021

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011

pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught

Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan

by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011