Someone with huge nipples. They usually wear really tight clothes so you can see it more clearly.
"What's that?"

Oh it's Herbert, his nipples are in the way...
by itcanbeunseentruth October 20, 2011
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The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the Fonz actually jumped a shark!
You are a Herbert!
by j0hn52 December 8, 2015
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1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.
noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."
by Brandon Roby/George Palma June 16, 2008
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1:An old pedifile off of Family Guy.
2:A pervert
Herbert:You wanna popsicle?I got some in my basement

That guy is such a herbert.
by Krastopher February 1, 2009
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A Herbert is a person who at times may be dorky, a loser, says things that they believe are funny..but arent. In most cases a Herbert is a Russell.
You. are. such. A. Herbert.
by English Partner :) December 8, 2010
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A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.
Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."

Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."
by datingsitepredator November 20, 2011
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Don't stick your fingers in the socket, you herbert!
by Olga P. April 3, 2008
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