Derpes

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

by ItsjH November 14, 2010

Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 03, 2020

Derping

To be scared and coughing

"Kevin was totally derping"

by DingyDob December 03, 2020

Derpes

1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:

- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D

How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.

Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.

Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.

Anonymous: Nice name . Derp

Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.

Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu

by www.Derpes.com January 28, 2010

Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 03, 2020

derp

Derp is an expression associated with stupidity, much like the earlier forms of interjections like “duh” and “dur.” In image macros, the subject is typically portrayed with eyes that are pointed to each side and a caption that reads “DERP.” The words “herp” and “derp” are often used in rage comics to replace nondescript names or parts of conversation. The first known instance of the word “derp” comes from the 1998 comedy film Baseketball by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. During a scene where they are caught smelling underwear taken from a woman’s private drawer, Matt runs out of the room and says “Derp.”

after an epic fail the person who failed said he derped

by GamingOshawott November 29, 2015

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 03, 2020