cop a chicken

to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.

Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken

by Tyler aka sexy June 20, 2009

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Used to describe an event, object or person which is of little importance. Stems from the fact that chickens (at least those bred as food) have wings but can't fly, rendering the wings unimportant. Can be used in place of a reassuring "don't worry about it" statement but often used as a sarcastic retort suggesting that which is being described is really not as important as the person saying it believes

Dave: Man I can't beleive I have to work on Saturday
Steve: Hey man, it ain't no thing but a chicken wing

OR

Dave: I got toally carved up by some d*ckhead white van at the roundabout
Steve: So? It ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by TheDirtyYoungMan January 7, 2008

does a chicken have lips?

an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.

ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.

emma: no, idiot, it means yes.

ryan: that’s confusing.

emma: i know.

by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

Hey, I’m just quoting Kylie Jenner. . . .

KRIS: Kylie Jenner, please report to the foyer; I have a surprise for you . . . !
KYLIE: Oh my God, is that a chicken?

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

by The Nightmare Hour May 28, 2018

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006