511

the latest traffic news, especially if you're going to a hot party or concert

Hey, mane, I'm goin' to the ATL to check out that new joint. What's the 511?

by THE FELLAS® November 13, 2022

page 511

Something that NEVER happened. Never ever mention this. It was a mistake. Run now, and never mention this again.

"Hey remember page 511?"
"Shut up or I will murder you and mail your body parts to your family."

by Ave_Atque_Vale April 05, 2016

Page 511

Don't. Just don't The cursed number itself does not exist to TSC fans, Malec shippers especially.

Friend: What did you think about page 511?
Me: *whirls around* We DO NOT speak of that. Understand me? *Goes and cries in corner*

by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021

page 511

A terrifying page from City of lost souls (Cassandra Clare's Series The mortal instruments) It's often ripped out of the book and burned or otherwise destroyed. Most fans deny its existence.

Don't even mention it, it's awfulness in person

"Omg last night I cried when I read page 511"
"What page? There isn't a page 511 in city of lost souls, what do you mean?"

by ZaraFey April 26, 2016

Page 511

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Page 511: Do. Not. Mention. Impending Heartbreak to follow.

by M.N4 March 28, 2022

Math 511

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.

"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"

by Zoster Toaster January 07, 2007

511 montgo ave slag show

A 511 montgo ave slag show is a Merion Mercy student that routinely grinds, touches, kisses on the check, kisses on the hand, kisses on the forehead, kisses on the nose, kisses on the lips, french kisses, blows, poses for a facebook picture with, hugs, holds, humps, screws, bumps, shtups, engages in coitus, or copulates with a student from La Salle or an InterAc school (read: The Haverford School).

Yeah dude, she is a total 511 montgo ave slag show, c'mon, didn't you see her getting with Vance, only a couple of minutes after posing for a facebook picture with All InterAc lax stud, James 'Chip' Barrington?

by boss hamilton October 26, 2011