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the most out of sight snowboard crew to ever live on this planet
dont fuck with the 413
413 by lust November 28, 2003
A huge fucking simp

Also known as the Duke of simps or the king of power bottom
Is .413 ok?
Yeha he’s just simping over Smii7y again
.413 by Luk314 June 17, 2020

413 Request Entity Too Large 

What I saw after trying to type the longest definition ever
"i wanna make the longest eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee definition"

*typing copy and paste for like 20 minutes*

"413 Request Entity Too Large"
"nginx"

Rule 413 

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.
Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!
Rule 413 by Thoor Tayret March 22, 2013

the 413 special 

Where you suck the soul out of one of the 413’s member.
413 member 1: bro Kira gave me the 413 special and I couldn’t get on my feet for days

413 member 2: I wish she could give me that special of hers

413 member 1: nah she’s mine

Troop 413 

A place of hell with a beaver who can’t fix heaters as there leader the boys have been over thrown by the women of the troop there leader is also a pedo who likes a lot of sweets

But hates fish he somehow has made the ultimate troop of faggots who listen to whatever his fatass says I’ve personally never seen a whole army of fags in my whole life before seeeing this sumbag troop and there pedo leader
Bro that troop 413 is suck a hell whole
Troop 413 by Big curry man August 17, 2021