December 31st

This is the day Satan erected his 42 inch penis and pregnated his girlfriend who is cartman from southpark. Cartman also gave birth on the same day this happened giving birth to Justin beiber and Kim Jong un who are indeed twins.

I can't wait to celebrate December 31st and thank Satan for giving us Justin beiber and Kim Jong un

by Onehorsetoe October 16, 2019

December 31st

The last day Junnnx2 calender ends

December 31st-Hey whats today? its Decemeber 31st last day Junnnx2 does no more calenders after today

by Enzeru November 20, 2021

december 31st

the day my life died. one direction took a hiatus but will always be in our hearts <3 1d 4 life.

its been 79 months without them, harry said atleast 18 months i dont think they can count.

person 1: why are you so upset its december 31st!!
person 2: one direction took a hiatus.

by louistomlinsonhusband August 11, 2022

december 31st

Anybody born on this day is very extremely gay

Jim: I heard you are born on december 31st
sam: Ok,so?
Jim: You are very extremely gay

by spotifypremium April 3, 2022

December 31st 2020

the end of all suffering , the end of all the madness that 2020 had brought upon the world.
this seems religious but i'm going to be so happy when 2020 is over

"i'm really hoping that 2021 is going to be a good year and it doesn't suck ass like 2020"
"nah everything after December 31st 2020 is going to be even more shit"

by FC_Kyro June 10, 2020

December 31st

National suck your boyfriends dick day. A day to suck your boyfriend dry and give him head whenever he wants.

Bae its December 31st, suck my dick.

by Imstrokingtotheisandedging December 30, 2023

December 31st

National trip a short person day! Trip a short person whenever or wherever, up the stairs, down the stairs, walking, anywhere! They deserve it after what they put us tall people through >:)

Short person: Ow what the hell! Why’d you trip me up the stairs!
Tall person: It’s national trip a short person day :)
December 31st: A day to trip short people!

by AANNGGEELL December 5, 2023