rooster of 3 A.M.

a howler monkey

I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy December 4, 2016

3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.

"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"

by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021

3 A.M.

When a "straight man" takes cock imbetween his ashy ass cheeks with his "heterosexual straight" best mate and talks down on women and theirs looks when they are the bottom of the bullerman triangle,still a virgin via genitals sensitive when they are getting put in their place and are also cumsluts for their "homies".

( Preferably black men)

You're the reason for the statement 3 A.M.

by Andrea Tate August 26, 2022