July 1st

July 1st is National lesbian magnet day. Anyone born on this day is probably a lesbian

Random person-*talking to someone*
Person born on July 1st-*runs up to the person*
Random person-dude.....WTF
Person born on July 1st-I stay here. Because you cute
Random person-What?!?

by Letters.to.jisoo November 8, 2019

July 1st

National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.

Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st

by Clairlolx June 5, 2021

July 1st

Start of No JUUL July

Oh man dude! Today is July 1st, which means we can’t JUUL!!!

by Ye_boi_lucky_ October 21, 2019

july 1st

Shot your shot Day

It’s july 1st Shot your shot man

by ok5alas October 15, 2019

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

by thetruemeaningsofwords May 17, 2020

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019