april 18

National Anal Sex Day

*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*

by MadKingMaric July 22, 2016

April 18

Push your friend into her crush

Her:omg he coming I’m glad it april 18
Friend:Pushes her into him/her

by Stann.szaa March 26, 2022

april 18

National Anal Sex Day. Created in 1902 and originally called The Gentleman's Trolley.

It's April 18th again bend over and celebrate.

by Raven_Sanctuary March 25, 2016

April 18

April 18 is national grab dick, ass , or boobs day

April 18 , “I grabbed ya butt ,and I grab ya dick “ 😂

by Thicc bih 🥰 April 17, 2019

April 18

National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day

Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro

by liamtaliano April 12, 2019

April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

April 18

National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021