and punt 

Stating the obvious... A tagline

My wife came home and said "You're High"... AND PUNT!

and punt by StephMill September 16, 2007

and punt 

to abort something in the works, and do something different

im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt

and punt by markiewiczm September 24, 2007

and punt 

Based on the saying in American football when a team fails on a third down conversion. In slang, 'and punt' is used as a segue in conversation. It's a way to change the topic of a conversation.

We've talked about this political fiasco long enough, so let me just say that politicians are lying two-faced doucebags...and punt!

and punt by amerikanidle September 17, 2007

and punt 

a rip on someone for saying something stupid.

And punt! Jim said to everyone, after his idiot friend made another pointless comment.

and punt by Sven Thames September 15, 2007

and...punt!

Someone runs to a ball and says"and.." and as they kick it, shout"punt!"

Now and...punt!

and...punt! by plato! April 18, 2024

fudge and punt 

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.

Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.

fudge and punt by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018

And... PUNT! 

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

And... PUNT! by Blacksberry September 17, 2007