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Face Crack

When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.

Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.

People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...

CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.

Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
by 1975rufus March 15, 2009
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butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.
guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!
by the1stikkia August 17, 2009
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Face Crack

While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.
by ToWitUntoWit February 7, 2014
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Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
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Crackface'd

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014
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crankface

A Norwenglish word to describe someone who is cranky.
"Don't be such a crankface!"
by MsOlden July 11, 2016
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