Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013

The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

The brazilion lawnmower

the brazalion lawnmower is the act of doing it doggystyle and then lifting her legs behind you and while holding on to her legs he then walks while still maintaining penetration as she walks on her hands thus resembling a man mowing the lawn

Yo, Lee i was hittin' this girl from behind and I picked her legs up and showed her what the brazilion lawnmower was.

by The Trey and Lee Experience February 29, 2008

the ride on lawnmower

When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.

Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)

Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.

Philip: Tough dose bro.

Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!

by ThePussySmasher2k14 May 26, 2014

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018