Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.

"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1

Sloppy Joe by Greasy Bear 69 May 15, 2013

Sloppy Joe

Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.

Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.

Sloppy Joe by Perv Johnson October 2, 2010

sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

sloppy joe by rat handler November 2, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When someone is taking a shit and you rip them off of the toilet and violently fuck them in the ass.

Brenda doesn't shit in public anymore ever since she got a sloppy joe at the Dairy Queen.

Sloppy Joe by Monsterbeck40 September 1, 2015

Sloppy Joe

messing someone up

I'll make you look like a sloppy joe!

Sloppy Joe by mightknight February 11, 2021

Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl

Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe

Sloppy Joe by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015

Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

Sloppy Joe by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005