maciej

a man who faps himself to sleep every night (see sean, james)

"that dude over there looks like a maciej"

"oh yeh lets get out of here"
"oh totally look sean is there too"

by zooN May 27, 2014

Maciej

Someone who will manipulate you even if you have mental health. They do not give a damn about anything and will make you feel like absolute shit. If you ever find a Maciej, try not to make them notice you, keep it on a down low and slowly get out of there.

Look, there is a Maciej,

Lets get out of here, move slowly so he doesn't notice us.

by MrCowCryer June 29, 2018

Maciej Kawecki

Maciej Kawecki is probably the coolest man you know. some people may call him the polish piggy because he's so hot too. he pulls all the girls one wishes, and gets mad head and pussy. Maciej Kawecki is also the greatest athlete in your school, he's tall, fast, strong, and agile. He has only been on varsity for school teams and nothing else. he is also one of the greatest gamers of all time, starring in games like rainbow six siege and fIfa. And best of all he's rich. if you know a man named Maciej Kawecki you should consider yourself a lucky man because he's the best person you will ever meet.

i have a crush on the hottest man on earth, Maciej Kawecki

by polishpiggy April 30, 2021

is maciej gay

Absolutely not. He is the straightest male of all.

Person 1: is Maciej gay?
Person 2: Bruh he straighter than both of us combined

by The Elite Council January 28, 2021

Maciej Kalinowski

geeza, huge dick, many bitches, he is him.

Usually has a indian friend who he has to take care of because hes a pussy bitch.

Maciej Kalinowski is him

by the one and only him May 03, 2023

Maciej Malek

Guy from Poland who moved to the UK becuase ‘the goverment shit’ also has no passport for some reason

Hay Maciej Malek how is your shit goverment going and where is your passport

by r/ is for reddit only March 22, 2021

Maciej

Maciej will be your only one and true friend. Shows his true self only to his best friends. Will put full effort for everyone and is the kindest and nicest person you will ever meet. Attracts so many girls it's insane. Always a huge crowd of girls surrounding him.

"Who is that handsome looking man?"
"Oh that's Maciej the coolest guy ever"
"Why is there a crowd surrounded him"
"Hes that popular"

by Millteen March 07, 2024