Rule #1

Cardio!

Rule #1:Cardio
The Zombies can't eat what they can't catch.

by shane49 September 23, 2010

Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.

Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

“What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”

by Shoodipie December 10, 2019

Rule #1 and #2

Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club

Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!

by Dr Patrick McGowan December 8, 2022

RULE #1

Rule #1 within a marching band:
No sex on the bus.

If you break rule #1, you're breaking rule #2 (don't suck.)

by Aralyn January 13, 2008

Rule #1 no exceptions.

No fat chicks. No exceptions

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.

by Mr. J pizzle September 5, 2011

RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

rule #1

i am always right no matter what

person #1: Dude 7-5=42 is wrong.

person #2: rule #1

by rule_number1 May 16, 2009