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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
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The most sexiest part of the male body it holds the mans power and dignity it holds the piss and cum when it is active or when the man turns on it grows big and forms a bulge or a sexy thing it is also named the penis or the cock also in sexy ways the third leg behind it is the balls
Boys with no shirts what is the sexiest part of us

Everyone our dick
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This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening
Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!
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someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew
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Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.
Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.
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