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Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
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Dick

What are a piece of shit
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dick

a dick is a man version of a vagina that people have sex with
basiclly a dick is how a man and a women have sex and make a baby
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Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end
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Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.
by Jack2748 March 22, 2025
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vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.
Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.
by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016
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mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener
Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?
by Dax lions September 10, 2016
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