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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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Little Shit

The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME
by Zaddy_Pig445 January 24, 2022
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ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.
Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.
by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022
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Shit Ass

A person who continues to fail to impress others with grandiose gestures.
“Bro I can’t stand him, he’s such a shit ass.”
by Roy Rutherford January 24, 2022
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Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful
“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”
by Dodyssey January 25, 2022
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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
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