Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

okie dokie shit

the act of being called to your father because you keep saying okie dokie for him to say “shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect”

chuckie: put your fuckin clothes away

hunter: okie dokie

chuckie: shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect

by kanker123666 May 24, 2019

Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.

-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.

by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021

Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

DEEP SHIT.

When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

Ah shit Here we go again

The sentence I say when go to school.

Me: *enters school* Me: Ah shit Here we go again

by Ahadi2011 October 19, 2025