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Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023
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It’s dizzy over there for you

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.
by Thirdweeknd December 8, 2021
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Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.
"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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Fucj You

A corruption of the much more popular Fuck You.
Fucj you I don't even like quinoa.

Oops I meant *Fuck You
by Whateverclear October 30, 2020
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you minion

what Niko wilhelm is
by Yungsam July 29, 2021
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I Love You

p 1: "ohemgee! ____ told me he loved me yesterday!!!!!"

p 2: "bro come on now we all know mfs that say "I Love You" are liars. LAMAOAMOAMOAMAOMAOAOM
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie February 12, 2023
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