National What The Fuck Day

National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"

"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"

by Random American High-Schooler February 12, 2019

I'll fuck you up

A term used by arrogant teenagers to make them look tough when in actual fact they won't do jackshit.

Person 1: hey Jake!
Jake: *Walks away*

Person 1: Come here, I'll fuck you up.
Jake: Fuck you, Pathetic loser!

#jock #teen #stupid shit #arrogant #teenager #loser

by BigBunnyrabbits March 1, 2019

Back-Tha-Fuck-Up

Said to someone that is to close to you and you want them to move back.

Hey Back-Tha-Fuck-Up Man you too close.

by Tonky September 8, 2005

fucked-up-o-meter

a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.

Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.

by hahahaNSF September 1, 2009

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

by Tctc engineer May 30, 2018

bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections

While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.

by dead saint September 25, 2009

Fuck like a sexy tiger

Someone who fucks with power and strength.
Usually involving jokes or sexual intercourse.

Hear about Curran? I heard he can Fuck like a sexy tiger.

by DamnThat'sASexyBitch May 26, 2011