Dicksguise

Lay your dick across their upper lip and lay your nuts on their eyes like glasses

Hey man let me give you the dicksguise!!!

by Harveydickbeater December 9, 2025

Dicksguise

Lay your dick across their upper lip and rest your nuts on their eyes like glasses

Hey bro let me give you the dicksguise shhhhh it's a secret mission

by Harveydickbeater December 9, 2025

molescus dickskin

The most amazing tranzvestite in the universe.

It is such a molescus dickskin

by SwagFagFTW October 10, 2013

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018

Equivalent Dickschange

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.

I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.

by CulturallyInappropriate July 23, 2018

Ned Dickson

Ned Dickson love Plants and sucking up to teaches. He can tell you every kind of plant and all the drama. But Ned Dickson can be a bitch, but a funny one. Ned is very smart and funny. Ned is also a drama queen

Luv ya buddy hehe

Celine: I can’t believe how rude you are

Gus: shut up bitch
Celine: don’t be such a Ned Dickson

Gus: *runs away crying*

by Kkkkkx ta December 3, 2018

Brett Dickson

A bad ass that doesn’t give a shit and will do anything for his family, normally bauld and has to wear a hat all the time. Normally hates gays.

Your such a Brett Dickson

by Brett Dickson January 5, 2019