ebola shits

Suffering from sever diarrhea

After eating that my insides are liquifying and giving me the Ebola shits.

by March 13, 2021

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.

by Nacho Grande October 31, 2007

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 03, 2012

leopard shit

the feeling of being a half a retard

girl- guys lets go to the leopard shit
tommy- what are you a half a retard

by tommy tim lusifer January 03, 2012