i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

National ask your crush out

September 14

Boy : Wana go out with me

Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

your mum

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021