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my zood

A phrase used to avoid responsibility for one's actions. Typically invokes instant attraction from the opposite sex. Derived from the phrase "My good"
"Did you just cheat on me with my mom???"
"My zood"
by cracker_2011 November 16, 2023
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Smooch my cooch

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
by honeyxcream November 16, 2023
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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My favorite

Harris is my all time favorite person, soul, mind, human in the entire world. I love him with all of my heart.
Harris is my favorite. -Cate<3
by ahs thoughts November 17, 2023
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my personal space

Bobby: Hey joe

Joe: Go away get out of my PERSONAL SPACE it’s mine!
by #Thisgirlhasnoname November 17, 2023
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tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops
Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!
by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023
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