Why are you ironic

Because you are

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

by Poya Shakespeare November 12, 2020

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 25, 2024

you bought an urbandictionary.com mug

when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com

Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!

by BlueboyMakesDumbWordsOnTheWeb March 21, 2023

you look like ScoobyJew

When someone is acting like a dog and a jew at the same time

il like her pussy for some coins.
You look like ScoobyJew

by theworldisonfireAAAHHHHH January 17, 2025

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

You Have No Heart!

Most known as Jaydes/Evvls/Yen/Heartkimi/Mandy/Saint!/Lord's producer tag, but the sound effect originates from the video game "Kingdom Hearts".

Yuke/Propblood: You have no heart!
Jaydes: Haha!

by slurzie February 27, 2025

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025