dick whipped

When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.

Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.

by Caroline256 July 25, 2019

porky dick

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019

Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

Refrigerator Dick

When you pour liquid nitrogen on your cock and it freezes. You then proceed to whack it against a table until it shatters

“Dat bitches pussy so cold I got refrigerator dick.”

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX July 29, 2019

Dick

Bum licka

Hey that guy on pornhub is doing a dick on riely reid

by Pefojeffdownthestreet July 29, 2019

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019