Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.

"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

how does the bisection method work

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process

how does the bisection method work

by unsectable November 20, 2019

dishonest work

Dishonest work equates to ill-gotten gains. Like overcharging an elderly person for something they didn't need in the first place or writing a master's thesis on a non-relevant subject that is useless just because you wasted your life on it.

- "I wrote a master's thesis on this thing called Kancolle"
- "Man that sure is DISHONEST work you did there, why waste your life"

by Stoney_Steve96 May 21, 2019

Work

Methamphetamine...

I got that work, I ain't slept in 6 fuckin days.

by Youfunkyzerobitch May 24, 2019

STIP Work

A word used to express when you need to sound like you have a lot of work to do but will actually be doing nothing. This word is typically used in a work setting amongst your employees.

Today I will be working on emails, the perfect angled selfie, and STIP work.

by The Real Kyle est.2001 June 20, 2019

undercarriage work

All the surgeries, pills, injections, etc... that a transsexual (in this case male-to-female) undergoes IOT present as a female as much as his bankroll and his physical structure (face bone structure, small frame, small hands and feet, hair, voice, etc...) will allow.

Friend 1: "Hey, man! Who's that fine-ass chick across the room?"
Friend 2: "That's not a chick, dude. That's a guy who's had a lot of undercarriage work done."

by pellis214 April 11, 2019