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by Jumbman March 12, 2021

poppy smith

a raging lesbian who sells herself for cheap on the streets of bletchley

POPPY SMITH:” hiya gyal u want a scissor for £2?”
STRANGER:” fucking hell your cheap aren’t you you slut”

by anonymous December 2, 2024

meghan smith

the best teacher everrrrrr

human: meghan smith is the best techer

by yeehaw_yeet May 22, 2019

Mason Hughes Smith

Very overthinking. Always wants to be the best for other people. Funny, pretty chubby.

Oh look it's Mason Hughes Smith!

by Diem22w838d May 16, 2022

Emma Smith

A stupid bitch who decided, hey I’m a bored little shit let’s look up my name. Fuck you Emma smith, I’m sure you exist. Cunt. What you come to urban dictionary to hear your pretty and shit, stfu you annoying little bitch.

“Emma smith is like so pret….” Nahh nahh stfu, I’m calling you out Emma, stop getting your validation from urban dictionary and maybe get off your ass.

by EMSP420 June 24, 2022

lickie smith

Whence you get extra cheese on your nachos

Wife: you get extra cheese on your nachos
You: Epic that’s lickie smith!!

by Poggerboy69420 January 8, 2021

Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.

Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex

by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025