Relative triple cheeseburger

A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).

Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.

Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger

‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’

by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024

Triple Five Group

A Ghermezian group that goes around taking JML loans and failing to pay them back. Meanwhile starting large construction projects resulting in the destruction of the Everglades.

You seen Jacob? Yea he just Triple Five Groupe $90Mil.

by skizimus September 16, 2022

Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

Triple C’s

Very large breasts. Also known as Colossal Calcium Cannons.

“Damn, Jane has got triple C’s under there.”

by Tarlos Glintscale November 27, 2025

Triple C

When a female has a huge booty, she’s thiccc, Triple C

Yeah, I know bro but look at that girl she’s a triple c

by EaterOfCoochie December 24, 2018

a triple shipple

the coolest skateboard trick where you do 3 sommersaults off of a building and hit the floor

gabe: OMG QUINN DIED YESTERDAY WTF?!??!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??!??!?!??!
astrid: yeah he was hitting a triple shipple off of the miami world trade center i can show you the vid it was crazy AF

by pantsowl November 11, 2021