When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017
Get the horny dick biscuit mug.You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
Get the Soggy Crack Biscuit mug.Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background
by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018
Get the Mississippi mud biscuit mug.A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018
Get the Offensive recovery biscuit mug.1: when you fill one of your partner’s holes with gravy and then stick your penis in it.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
2: a state of happiness or fulfillment, usually expressed by southern gentlemen.
by Hot Garbage 360 December 31, 2020
Get the Biscuit in a Gravy swamp mug.The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009
Get the Biscuit Memorial Hour mug.In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
“What you doing tonight?”
I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
by The Jonesiest April 7, 2019
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