1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the second cousin-in-lawmug. When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”
by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023
Get the Second cummingmug. When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
Get the GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!mug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
Triple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the triple-second-cousinmug. Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
by T1212 January 24, 2020
Get the Second Thotsmug. When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010
Get the second-hand sunmug. A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.
"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."
by titijova November 18, 2023
Get the second planemug.