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Matt

Matt- gets offended easily, sensitive , tries to use women for money , farts and blames others lmfao on that one ! Good looking but needs to fix his life goals and some company he keeps around .
Matt- good looking dude for a friend ... that is it
by Sunflower564 February 1, 2022
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Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024
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Matt Cohen

Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.
Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 13, 2020
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Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.
“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”
by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021
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Matt

Me: Matt is sooooo cool bro
by VR headset guy April 4, 2022
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matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.
Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
by Linden Lover December 15, 2013
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shag matt

An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.
Oi, let's have a root on the shag matt over out on the bushes over there
by AgencyofM April 19, 2021
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