Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 10, 2024
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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 08, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 09, 2024
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mel math

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.
"3703.25 is Gary's split. 3703.13 is everyone's split."

"HuhhhH?? What the fuck is this Mel math?"
by Lmaokai1234 August 28, 2021
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Girl math

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
by Fellaisonpoint February 13, 2024
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