Ghetto Tits

Where the word Ghetto meets the saying "It's the tits" and becomes an insult.

Hey Ghetto Tits, how's it going? Just kidding I don't give a fuck.

by Notsoprostitute August 17, 2015

Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.

ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.

by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011

ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.

Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!

by Rhodan April 7, 2011

Ghetto Gatorade

Salt sugar and water mixture used for rehydration.

Ugh I was stupid hungover this morning so i mixed up some ghetto Gatorade

by Anonymous3636 February 19, 2011

ghetto wash

A wash that is done in a public restroom, typically by homeless people, using a sink. The wash is done typically shirtless and in complete view of anyone in the vicinity, causing a "get me the hell out of here" moment.

I saw that guy in the Penn station doing a ghetto wash.

by jid June 30, 2014

Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011

Ghetto-Zombie

noun - (ge-tow zom-be)

A nocturnal creature of ill-repute who regularly prowls lower-income inner-city streets while harboring shady-intent; usually on little sleep and with chemical "enhancement".

Son of a bitch! There's a Ghetto-Zombie scoping. This street is riddled with Ghetto Zombies and Crankster Gangsters! We should park somewhere else.

by Placebo Nightingale November 28, 2012